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Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:56 PM

I don’t “”friendzone”” guys, I wingman-zone them

I’ll tell them about a cute girl I’m trying to talk to and then they give me advice and it’s all good

Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:53 PM, with 542,411 notes

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:52 PM, with 31,376 notes

captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:48 PM, with 86,418 notes

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

Tagged: #only always,
Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:48 PM, with 134,154 notes

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:45 PM, with 151,370 notes

erzassword:

dodie-snk:

luck-ethan-charms:

dodie-snk:

pls mom don’t hate me

The content of this comic is heartbreaking but the art style is kinda hilarious. Could you please tell me what to feel?

Actually me too, I find this heartbreaking and hilarous at the same time this is so weird.

SAME

Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:43 PM, with 13,835 notes

gtphonehome:

*me pointing to a ship* close platonic relationship

*fandom crying voice* no… that’s wrong… they cant be platonic………. stop….. theres no proof…… ………. they look into each other in eyes and hugged like once ……. stop saying this fake thing….

*me pointing to a ship* luv that close platonic relationship

Tagged: #free,
Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:42 PM, with 3,433 notes

tricky-stump:

how to kiss boy:

  1. cup his face gently
  2. get v close to his ear. let ur breath tickle his ear.
  3. sticK BOYS EAR IN2 UR MOUTH
  4. ScREam “YOU WIL L REMEMBER ME FOr CENuRIeS
  5. run
Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:42 PM, with 315,106 notes

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:41 PM, with 25,273 notes
thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

Posted on 22nd Sep at 7:41 PM, with 260,553 notes

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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